Submission to accompany my upcoming trouncing in
whiteBoy Radio Report
Submission to accompany my upcoming trouncing in
whiteBoy Radio Report
scooterBilt's
Manual of MODERN PROPAGANDA in the ELECTRONIC AGE
BASICS
EXAMPLE
2357: THE LOVEABLE THUG
PROPAGANDA: MOLESTING CONSENT: PUTTING YOURSELF IN CHARGE psycholgical dynamics and economic principles. Armand Schlamiel, BAI, nintendo FT 451
From the collective works and IMPROVISED PROPAGANDA COMPASS, Coleman Lantern Foundation and Thaddius T Spindlefeather edited by Mike Feder & Hugh Hamilton
The Utrician Institute of Phraseology, BattleForTheMind Creek Michigan.
Egomania Sex and Broadcasting, Lorenzo MyAss
Mastering the Loveable Thug
Thuggishness is easy, comedy is difficult, Thuggish Loveability is an art form. The loveable thug always announces what he is going to do, in a most arrogant way, then does it as publicly as possible. Then he goes around bragging about being up front and honest. It's a cheap trick, but everybody buys it, nobody knows why, it is a phenomenon.
See: Using the word Phenomenon in an Unctuous Sentence: Bob Buzzanco: Stalinist Rhetoric and Trench Warfare, pp 231, 236, 911, 666
The loveable thug is a basic principle, you REALLY need to work on this. Taking me on right now would is a public mercy killing, a slaughter, I hate doing that, I can only do that to Goliath, not little David, nobody wants to see little David get a bolder on his head, it's the fist sized Rock between the eyes of the Bully that sucks 'em in. Once you suck 'em in, you can kick the shit out of everybody, they love you.
Fortunately I sucked everybody in a long time ago by telling them the truth. They always fall for the Truth
First you must
graduate to thug,
stuff like this Jonesian emale will never do:
>sychophantic squalling of Late Night DJs
far too Area Dyte, Jones picking on volunteers alone does not make him thuggish, and hardly loveable. Like Dan, you eventually resort to sychophantic squalling commentary that reveals you are a self serving, napoleonic brain damaged driveling whiny prick.
You need to get more macho and working class, ReclinerBoy. More of that 'grind you under my boot' kinda stuff. Two syllable word maximum. And more 'I'm in charge, fuckhead', as well. As it now stands, the bloodier we get, the more you sound like a prick and the more loveable I bethug.
Something along
these lines: behold my gracious olive Branch to the Music Hijackers of KPFT,
they immediately fell in love with me when they heard this: I
will destroy you
remind me to show you that multi media thing, this is a radio crowd here, remember?
Oh I forgot, you're a listener, I keep forgetting about the wall you're building
there.
see ESSAY: Don't bitch about the media, Become the Media: Jello Biafra. ibid 2001
and KPFT OldeSchool:If they don't like it, put 'em on the air: Maclay's Law: 1988-1998or
Programmers as Political Appointments:Creating Scarcity from Abundance through Gradualism:20:01 Internalizing CPB oppression and listener isolation: D Jones, Roarke Dork 1999 SOT
So remember, thug, not prick.... and LOVEABLE. Loveability is tricky, but I urge you to get in touchy feely with your spirituality, tune in to Marjorie Moore's Sunrise program on.... wait a minute, my secretary, Caitlin, has just informed me that show has been, pre-empted or something...
see:
Pretending Like you have a Staff: Maclay's Law pp 222-350
and
Hiring your Family to Maximize profits, terror, and minimize information: Journal of Ganteristic Johnstonianism, Johnston and Ganter pp 32-35
ASSOCIATION:Audio
Here at the scooterBilt Institute of Propaganda, we know subliminal psychoWarfare audio suggestion inside out.
Check this out SLOANE
I brought that up for two reasons.
1. If you listen very very closely you can just barely make out the final scene from Blair Witch Project mixed back on the audible threshold. It is where the last camper is butchered in the cellar, off camera, and a really nasty way to put you on edge if you've seen the movie. I must brag loudly about these things so my thuggishness is not mistaken for brilliance.... in a loveable fashion, of course.
2. Some people may think that I am making this Loveable Thug stuff up, and this is all a bunch of twisted propaganda. But I am a long trailing second to the ORIGINAL Pacifica Loveable Thug, from the South Bronx, Mr Anthony Sloan, who worked with us on poisoned Arts, written by David Dozer, starring Otis Maclay and what's her Name, cricket something or other. Before we were Flaming Shish-ka-Bob.
Word Association
There is not much point in going into this since it is well covered By everyone from Freud to Schlamiel.
See: Linguistics Dept.:M.I.T.:art;Don't you wish you hadn't pissed off Buzzanco?:TrumpCard SlamDunk YouLose pp 1- 1000. 2002
see:Terrorizing Pacifica Listserves with Violent Images:Kicking Scooter's Ass:PDR, ibid 2001
Recently we learned two lessons from the PDR
1. Image association is pretty powerful stuff, even if you are too stoopid to know how to paste jpgs into emale.
2. If you keep dragging out the same old threadborne tactic, eventually we figure out who you are , dumbAss.
Credit where credit is due and we would like to thank PDR for contributing these valuable lessons to the scooterBilt Improvisational Propaganda Method.
SCOOTER knows the value of Image association like Bert Lee knows the value of a Community Radio Frequency in the center of the commercial band . Warm fuzzy cute animals and darling children are the ultimate mind twisting collective consciousness genetic memory BRAIN FOGGER.
SCOOTER understands that name recognition image association is unconscious, and it is not necessary to exploit one's own relations for these purposes, one could simply scan the picture that comes with a wallet.
One could even use photoshop and paste their own image carefully into the touchy feely areas of optic receptor processing, in such a way that no one would even notice.
could learn a thing or two about these things if he weren't always so busy, even the nuances.. .like how the subconscious associations interact with subtleties like the Bars in the background of this alleged wallet photo that take on new meaning after the paste job.
Some images are ambiguous, below is an alleged portrait of innocence with cat. But to some, this image strikes a great fear, loathing and gnashing of teeth, especially amongst those who have come to be known as a .........
Evil Emperess
(Sheila Harris)
